10 Snappy Comebacks to the age-old question "Why aren't you married yet"

You haven't asked yet. I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life. What? And spoil my great sex life? Because I just love hearing this question. Just lucky, I guess. It gives my mother something to live for. Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating. I'm waiting until I get to be your age. I already have enough laundry to do, thank you. Why aren't you thin? (Bonus reply for Single Mothers) Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.

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