A Day at the Vet

A poodle, a terrier, and a great dane, were all sitting at the vet, waiting their turn. The terrier asked the poodle "What are you in for?" The poodle said, "Well every time I see a car I just want to chase it. One day I ran after this car and I caused an accident. The driver ended up in the hospital, costing my owner a ton of money. So he decided that I should be put down." All the dogs agreed that it was a shame. The terrier said, "Well every time I see the postman, I just want to bite that big blue ass. So I guess the post office has been complaining and my owners decided that they would put me down." The great dane said, "My owner just got out of the shower and was drying off her legs. I just could not resist. So I decided to jump on her and have my way." The poodle says, "So she is putting you down too, eh?" The great dane replied, "Hell no! I'm here for a shampoo and manicure."

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