A Selection of Jewish Humor (Perhaps An Oxymoron)

Webmaster: A selection of Jewish Humor (perhaps an oxymoron)... Q. How many Lubavitchers does it take to change a light bulb? A. 1,000,001; one to change it and the others to go around telling everyone else to change their lightbulbs! Q: What's Jewish Alszheimer's Disease? A: It's when you forget everything but the guilt... Hymie walks into a restaurant for a meal. He was about to order something kosher from the menu when he noticed another table getting a whole roast suckling pig being delivered. It look gorgeous, all the usual trimmings and an apple in its mouth. It was all too much for him and getting the urge to taste pork he ordered one for himself and sat back in anticipation. While he was waiting in walked the local Rabbi, who immediately recognized him and came over to talk to him. Despite desperate attempts to get rid of the Rabbi, Hymie's meal got delivered and the Rabbi demanded an explanation. "Well", said Hymie, "I just ordered a baked apple, how did I know how they were going to cook it?!" Mendel Kravitz, 84 years old, was hit by a car and lay bleeding on the sidewalk. A priest arrived and said, "Do you believe in the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost?" Kravitz lifted up his head, opened his eyes wide, and turned to the crowd that had gathered around him. "I'm laying here dying and he's asking me riddles!"

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