A Tale of Three Strings

Three strings are out bar-hopping together. The first one slithers into a bar and says, "Bartender, can I have three beers, please." The bartender says, "Hey, you're a string, aren't you?" "Yes," the string replied. "Sorry, we don't serve strings in here." Well the strings went down the street to another bar, and the second string went in to try. He slithers into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me three beers!" The bartender says, "Hey, you're a string, aren't you?" "Yes," the string replied. "Sorry, we don't serve strings in here." Well, the three strings are feeling really depressed now. Suddenly, outside the next bar, the third string had an idea. His friends tied him into a knot, and loosened up both his ends. Now he was looking tough and mean. He went into the bar, pounds on the bar and says, "Bartender, give me three beers, NOW!" The bartender says, "Hey, you're a string, aren't you?" "Nope," the string said, "I'm a frayed knot!"

Rating

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