Alabama Lincoln Continental

An Alabaman hitchhiker was picked up by a guy in a big Lincoln Continental. The Alabamian noticed a bunch of golf tees on the front seat and asked, "What are those things for?" The driver said, "They're to hold my balls when I drive." "Boy," exclaimed the Alabamian, "these Lincoln Continentals have everything, don't they?"

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PG

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