Bill Goes Jogging

Bill Clinton goes jogging around Washington one day, and rounding the Reflecting Pool, he convinces his Secret Service agents to let him finish one lap alone (probably a pretty common thing). Anyway, he slips in the mud and falls into the water and begins to drown. Three teenage boys walk by, see the President drowning, and dive in to save him. After performing CPR, Bill comes to and says, "Shazam! You boys just saved the President of the United States! I want to reward you. I can give you anything you want - just ask!" The first boy sheepishly says, "I want a Rolls-Royce." Bill says, "No problem!" The second boy pipes up: "I want a fat 1500cc Harley!" Bill says, "No problem!" The third boys looks very sad. Bill says, "C'mon, boy, anything you want!" So, he answers, "I want you to pay for my funeral." Bill is shocked by this and says, "Funeral? But, son, you're only a young man! Why are you thinking about a funeral?" The boy replies, "Because, when I get home and tell my Dad what I did, HE'LL KILL ME!"

Rating

PG

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