Bill Goes Jogging Again

Bill Clinton goes jogging around Washington one day, and while running through a shadier part of town, he sees two hookers. They both call out, "Hey, Bill! How about a little party?" Bill says, "Well, Shazam, ladies! How much?" They reply, "Fifty dollars, best price in town!" Bill answers, "Gee, sorry, I never paid for than five bucks for it back in Arkansas!" The next week, Bill Clinton goes out jogging again and sees the same two hookers. They both call out, "Hey, Bill! How about that party?" Bill says, "Well, Shazam, ladies! How much this time?" They reply, "Fifty dollars, best price in town!" Bill answers, "Gee, sorry, I never paid for than five bucks for it back in Arkansas!" Two weeks later, Bill and Hillary are riding in the Presidential limo and they drive by the same two hookers. They see them in the car and yell out, "Hey, Bill! Look what you got for your five bucks!"

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