Billy and Willy and the Radio

"Billy and Willy were twins, and for their 13th birthday, Willy got a bicycle while Billy got a little portable radio... Willy hopped up on his bike and went to town. . . On the way he sees the Gerald's house on fire, fire trucks, the whole bit. He spins around and peddles as fast as he could back home. "Billy! Billy! Guess what? I saw a fire at old man Gerald's! There was fire engines! Firemen! and EVERYTHING!!!" Billy looks up and says, "Yeah, I know, I heard about it 10 minutes ago on the news on my radio." Willy scowls and jealously mutters, "You and your f***in' radio!" and storms off, to go riding again. In town he sees just about the most exciting thing ever! Police, sirens, and all kinds of excitement, because the local bank had been robbed. He races home as fast as he can, starts hollering before he's even completely in the door, "Billy! Billy! Guess what?" Billy dryly interrupts with, "The bank was robbed?" Willy scowls and storms off, muttering, "You and your f***in' radio!" Well, this time he pedals clear through town, and out into the countryside on the other side. . . a few miles up the road he sees a poor little pig with its head stuck in a fence. He grins, parks the bike, climbs down the bank, pulls his pants down and gives it to the porker. Then he races as fast as he could all the way home... "Billy! Billy! Guess what? I just had my first sexual experience!" Billy looks up, dismisses Willy with a wave, "bah! In a pig's ass you did!" "You and your f***in' radio!" mutters Willy, as he cycles off. . . "

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