Book Reports

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report. Titanic:......Cost - $29.99 Clinton .....Cost - $29.99 Titanic: ..Over 3 hours to read Clinton:.....Over 3 hours to read Titanic:.....The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Clinton .....The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic:.....Jack is a starving artist. Clinton:....Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic: .In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton:....Ditto for Bill. Titanic:.....During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined. Clinton:....Ditto for Monica. Titanic:.....Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton:....Let's not go there. Titanic:.....Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton: Monica' s forced to return her gifts. Titanic:.....Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton:....Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic:.....Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton:....Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic:....Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton:...Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.

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