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My kid had sex with your Honor student. Jesus loves you ..... everyone else thinks you're an asshole. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. I don't suffer from insanity ..... I enjoy every minute of it! If ignorance is bliss ..... then you must be orgasmic! Jesus is coming ..... everyone look busy. Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them. A cat almost always blinks when you hit them in the head with a ball peen hammer. I got a gun for my wife ... best trade I ever made. So you're a feminist ... isn't that cute? Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer. To all you virgins: Thanks for nothing. Earth is the mental ward for the Universe.

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