Caddy Jokes

"Look," the golfer screamed at his caddy, "if you don't keep your big mouth shut, you'll drive me out of my mind." "That's no drive, mister," corrected the caddy. "That's a putt." Golfer: Notice any improvement since last year? Caddy: Polished your clubs, didn't you? Golfer: Why do you keep looking at your watch? Caddy: This isn't a watch, sir. It's a compass. Golfer: The doctor says I can't play golf. Caddy: Oh, he's played with you, too, huh? "Caddy, why didn't you see where that ball went?" "Well, it doesn't usually go anywhere, Mrs. Smith. You caught me off-guard."

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