Cellular phone

A man walks into a bar and sits at the end of the bar. The bartender walks over, and the man is jabbing at his palm like he's dialing a cellular phone. Then, the man puts his left hand to his ear like he's talking on the phone. The bartender says, "Hey, buddy, have you had too much to drink or something?" The man answers, "No, this is the latest in cellular technology. The phone is wired into my hand, so I don't have to carry a phone with me everywhere." The bartender asks him where he can get one, and the man answers that it's not available to the public yet, he's just field testing this model. Later, the man goes to the bathroom and the bartender notices he's been gone about an hour. Concerned, the bartender walks into the restroom looking for him. In the bathroom, the man is standing with his head hanging down, his right hand against the wall, his left hand in the air, palm open. His pants are down around his ankles and he has a roll of toilet paper sticking out of his ass. Stunned, the bartender asks, "What happened to you?" The man looks up at the bartender and says, "Oh, nothing... just receiving a fax..."

Rating

PG

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