Computer Terms for Rednecks

Backup: What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods. Bar Code: Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern. Bug: The reason you give for calling in sick. Byte: What your pitbull dun to cusin Jethro. Cache: Needed when you run out of food stamps. Chip: Pasture muffins that you try not to step in. Terminal: Time to call the undertaker. Crash: When you go to Junior's party uninvited. Digital: The art of counting on your fingers. Diskette: Female Disco dancer. Fax: What you lie about to the IRS. Hacker: Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking. Hardcopy: Picture looked at when selecting tattoos. Internet: Where cafeteria workers put their hair. Keyboard: Where you hang the keys to the John Deere. Mac: Big Bubba's favorite fast food. Megahertz: How your head feels after 17 beers. Modem: What ya do when the grass gets too high. Mouse Pad: Where Mickey and Minnie live. Network: Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line. Online: Where to stay when taking the sobriety test. ROM: Where the pope lives. Screen: Helps keep the skeeters off the porch. Serial Port: A red wine you drink with breakfast. Superconductor: Amtrak's Employee of the year. SCSI: What you call your week-old underwear.

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G

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