Divorced Barbie

Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realized that it's his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says, "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95; Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95; Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95; Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95; Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95; and Divorced Barbie for $265.00." Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?" "That's obvious," the sales lady says, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture ..."

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