Dolly Parton's New Store

After the rousing success of the "3 Stores One Roof" concept on the East Coast (Which is a grocery store, a drug store, and an open-air market in one building), Dolly Parton decided to open her own chain. She bought out Piggly Wiggly, Harris Teeter, and Big Lots, and merged them into one store. Unfortunately, as the "3 Stores One Roof" name was trademarked, she had to come up with a new title for her chain. The name? "Big Wiggly Teeters."

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