Even More Bad Pick-up Lines

Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town. Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you!" Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants." Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine. I look good on you. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

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