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When I was a kid we were so poor, we would go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers. What do you call a pretty girl in Minnesota? A tourist. Why can't lesbians wear make-up when they're on a diet? Because it's hard to eat Jenny Craig when you have Mary Kay on your face. Q: Whats the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman? A: A light bulb can be unscrewed!! A Termite walks into the bar and says. "Excuse me, is the bar-tender here?" How many Chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes 15 visits. What does Martin Luther King Jr., George Washington, and Thomas Jefferson all have in common? They were all born on holidays. I'll always remember the last words of my grandfather, who said, 'S**t! A Truck!' "

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