Even More Strange Stuff

Two brothers from St. Paul, Minnesota, were arrested by authorities at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport after X-ray equipment revealed they were carrying a revolver, an automatic pistol, and a lead pipe. Michael and Matthew Gubash told police that "God had told them to go to the airport to look for an angel."... George Hasagawa, a Japanese hairstylist, has introduced what he calls a "fire cut". The trendy new coiffure is done with a stainless steel comb and a blowtorch. The cost is only 95 dollars for the full treatment... the smell alone would be worth it... A woman in Italy has been arrested and charged with pandering after she offered her 14-year-old daughter as first prize in a cake-eating contest... In what must be a legal first, Bennie Casson of Belleville, Illinois has filed assault and battery charges against exotic dancer Busty Heart, claiming he was injured when Busty's breasts slammed into his neck and head during a performance at a local club. The stripper's breasts reportedly weigh 40 pounds each... sure, they're lethal, but what a way to go... A man in Cairo, Egypt returned from the dead this week. After twelve hours in a morgue refrigerator, Abdel-Sattar Abdel-Salam Badawi woke up inside his coffin and began yelling for help. This was apparently too much for one of the paramedics working in the morgue, who dropped dead from the shock... I just hope they're sure this time...

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