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Black holes are where God divided by zero. � �All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. � �Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. � �Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of � �I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. � �OK, so what's the speed of dark? � How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink? � � � �If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. � � � �Bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. � �Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. � �When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. � � � �Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. � � � �Hard work pays off in the future, Laziness pays off now. � � � �The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. � � � �Everyone has a photographic memory, Some don't have film. � � � �Drink 'til she's cute, but stop before the wedding. � �Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. � � � �Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. � � � �I intend to live forever - so far, so good. � �Join the Marine Corps. � Journey to strange, exotic lands. � Meet interesting people. � Then kill them. �

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