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� � ��� � � � If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. � � � �A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. � � � �Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. � � � �For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. � � � �He who hesitates is probably right. � � � �Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. � � � �No one is listening until you make a mistake. � � � �Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. � � � �The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it. � � � �The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. � � � �The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. � � � �To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. � � � �To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. � � � �Two wrongs are only the beginning. � � � �You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. � � � �The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. � � � �Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. � � � �The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. � � � �A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. � � � �If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. �

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