Hmmm. . . IV

� � �Change is inevitable... � except from vending machines. � � � �Don't sweat petty things... � or pet sweaty things. � � � �A fool and his money are soon partying. � � � �Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. � � � �Always try to be modest... � And be VERY proud of it! � � � �If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of car payments. � � � �Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. � � � �Attempt to get a new car for your spouse--it'll be a great trade! � � � �Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route. � � � �Everybody repeat after me: "We are all individuals!" � � � �I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. � � � �Death to all fanatics! � � � �Guests who kill talk show hosts... � on the last Geraldo. � � � �Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. � � � �Borrow money from pessimists... � they don't expect it back. � � � �Beware of geeks bearing gifts. � � � �Half the people you know are below average. � � � �99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. � � � �42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. � � � �A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. � � � �Friends help you move, real friends help you move bodies. �

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