Hmmm. . . VI

If the funeral procession is at night, do you drive with your lights off? � �If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? � �When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? � �If cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? � �Why is the word abbreviation so long? � �If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? � �Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? � �What do you do when you discover an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants? � �Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? � �Is it possible to be totally partial? � �What's another word for thesaurus? � �If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? � �Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? � �Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? � �How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes? � �Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? � �If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer? � �If a turtle loses it's shell.... is it naked, or homeless? � �What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? � �What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea Company? � �If a tin whistle is made out of tin... and it is... exactly what is a fog horn made out of? � �Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? � �Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? � �Can fat people go skinny-dipping? � �If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

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