Hooked on Ebonics

Webmaster's Note: The following 'joke' is, in fact, not too far from the truth. A horrible injustice is being done to young students in Southern California, in the name of 'diversity'. This joke or one similar was banned from bulletin boards in U.S. Post Offices across the country, because of it's 'racial' nature. I would ask anyone who is offended by the following joke to please contact the Rev. Jesse Jackson and let him know you don't want children to be taught to speak this way and ask why he approves of it. Better still, contact the Oakland School Board and tell them. Meanwhile, those of us who aren't afraid to laugh at absurdity can enjoy the following: Leroy is a 20 year old 9th grader in Oakland, CA. Leroy's homework assignment is to use each vocabulary word in a sentence. 1. FORECLOSE - If I pay alimony this month, I'll have no money foreclose. 2. RECTUM - I had two cadillacs, but my ol' lady rectum both. 3. HOTEL - I gave my girlfriend crabs and the hotel everybody. 4. DISAPPOINTMENT - My parole officer tol me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the big house. 5. PENIS - I went to da doctor and he handed me a cup and said penis. 6. ISRAEL - Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex. I said, man that looks fake. He said, bullshit, that watch Israel. 7. CATACOMB - Don King was at the fight the other night, man somebody oughta give dat Catacomb. 8. UNDERMINE - There is a fine lookin hoe in the apartment undermine. 9. AXE - The policeman wanted to axe me some questions. 10. ACOUSTIC - When I was liddle, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall. 11. IRAQ - When we got to da poolhall, I tol my uncle Iraq, you break. 12. STAIN - My mother in law stopped by and I axed her, do you plan on stain fo dinner? 13. SELDOM - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Nicks game, so I seldom. 14. HONOR - At the rape trial, the judge axed my buddy, who be honor first? 15. ODYSSEY - I tol my brother, you odyssey the tits on that hoe! 16. TRIPOLI - I was gonna buy my ol' lady a bra for her birthday, but I couldn't find a tripoli. 17. FORTIFY - I axed the hoe how much? She said fortify. 18. INCOME - I just got in bed with da hoe and income my wife. And now that I have offended everybody... :^)

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