How to Piss Off Other People II

Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." Staple papers in the middle of the page. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise. Honk and wave to strangers. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE. type only in lowercase. dont use any punctuation either

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