In the Beginning was the Plan

In the Beginning was the Plan And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were without form And the Plan was completely without substance And the darkness was upon the face of the Workers and they spoke amongst themselves, saying "It is a crock of s**t, and it stinketh." And the workers went unto their Supervisors and sayeth "It is a pail of dung and none may abide by the odor thereof." And the Supervisors went unto their Department Heads and sayeth unto them, "It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, Such that none may abide by it." And the Department Heads went unto their Directors and sayeth, "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide by its strength." And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying one to another, "It containeth that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong." And the Directors went unto the Executive Officers and sayeth unto them, "It promotes growth and is very powerful." And the Executive Officers went unto the Commanding Officer and sayeth unto him, "This new plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this command, and these Programs in particular." And the Commanding Officer looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good, and the Plan became Policy. This is How S**t Happens.

Rating

G

New Random Joke