Inner City Christmas Carols

Sung to the tune of Deck The Halls See that drag queen his name's Molly. Fa La La La La La La La La. For 50 bucks he'll make you jolly. Fa La La La La La La La La. See him in his gay apparel. Fa La La La La La La La La. You should meet his brother Carol. Fa La La La La La La La La. Sung To The Tune Of Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Rudolph the red nosed wino, Had a very shiny nose, And if you got too close to him, He would take off his clothes. All of the other winos, Used to laugh and call him names, They never let poor Rudolph, Join in any wino games. Then one chilly Christmas Eve, Rudolph froze to death in an alley. End of story. Then there's my favorite rendition of an old holiday classic... 'Twas the night before Christmas, And all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, So I took their stereo.

Rating

G

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