Jakob On His Deathbed

Yakob was on his death bed, breathing his last. His family had gathered around him. Through half-closed eyes and a barely audible voice he asked, "Mama-you here?" "Yes, Papa." "Sammy-you here?" "Yes, Papa." "Isadore-you here?" "Yes, Papa." "Rosalie-you here?" "Yes, Papa." "Rachel-you here?" "Yes, Papa." With his face purple with rage, and struggling to his elbows, the old man shouted, "Well, who's watching the store?"

Rating

G

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