MORE Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Ralph Waldo Emerson It didn't cross the road; it transcended it. Johann Friedrich von Goethe The eternal hen-principle made it do it. Ernest Hemingway To die. In the rain. Werner Heisenberg We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast. David Hume Out of custom and habit. Jack Nicholson 'Cause it ******* wanted to. That's the ******* reason. Pyrrho the Skeptic What road? Hillary Clinton I'm sorry, I don't recall. John Sununu The Air Force was only too happy to provide the transportation, so quite understandably the chicken availed himself of the opportunity. David Bonior I don't know, but I am calling for a full House investigation to prove Newt Gingrich was responsible. The Sphinx You tell me. Henry David Thoreau To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow out of life. Mark Twain The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated. Katherine McKinnon Because, in this patriarchial state, for the last four centuries, men have applied their principles of justice in determining how chickens should be cared for, their language has demeaned the identity of the chicken, their technonogy and trucks have decided how and where chickens will be distributed, their science has become the basis for what chickens eat, their sense of humor has provided the framework for this joke, their art and film have given us our perception of chicken life, their lust for flesh has has made the chicken the most consumned animal in the US, and their legal system has left the chicken with no other recourse. Stephen Jay Gould It is possible that there is a sociobiological explanation for it, but we have been deluged in recent years with sociobiological stories despite the fact that we have little direct evidence about the genetics of behavior, and we do not know how to obtain it for the specific behaviors that figure most prominently in sociobiological speculation. Joseph Stalin I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelette. Malcom X It was coming home to roost. Jerry Seinfeld Why do they call it a road anyway? Who knows it was a chicken? Maybe it was a duck. Homer Simpson MMMM, Chicken .. . Agggrrrr Captain James T. Kirk Damnit, because it's a human being - With emotions it must yet explore - not your toy to play with. It breathes and feels and... The Bible And so the Lord he spoke to the chicken - cross the road and ye shall find thine own true kingdom. And so did the chicken cross the road in the glory of the lord. Upon the other side did the chicken did beget another chicken which begot another chicken whom begets another chicken who begat another chicken...

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