Marriage Problems

"I don't think my wife loves me anymore." the worried husband says to his shrink. "How can you tell?" the shrink asks. "Well, when I come home from work, she greets me at the door with a nice dry martini. Then she cooks me a great dinner. Later, when we go to bed, she lets me do all kinds of kinky things to her and she never objects." "So what's the problem?" "Maybe I'm being overly sensitive, but when she thinks I'm asleep, she whispers in my ear, 'Die you lousy *******, die!'"

Rating

PG

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