Men Are Lunatics, Women Are Nuts

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. It's a whole different way of thinking. A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want. Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they like is to be a man's last romance. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it. Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy and plump women.

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