Men... And Women

Men... and Women "When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows." --Frederick Ryder "Women need a reason to have sex--men just need a place." --Billy Crystal. "I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. 'Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.' What am I, a microwave?" --Beverly Mickins (American comedienne) "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.' " --Jerry Seinfeld "March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion, out like a lamb." --Anonymous "Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last." --Remy de Gourmant (French writer) "A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses." --H.L. Mencken (American writer,1888-1956) "When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment." --Warren Farrell (American Psychologist) "Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy: One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it." --Lyndon B. Johnson

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