Ministers on a plane

It seems there was an Episcopalian minister and a Baptist minister on an airplane, seated next to each other. The stewardess came by, and asked the Episcopalean minister if he would like a drink. He ordered a scotch and soda. She fixed his drink, then asked the Baptist if he would like a drink. He stonily replied, "I would sooner commit adultery than let alcohol touch my lips!" The Episcopalian immediately handed back his drink and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't realize I had a choice!"

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