More Bad Pick-up Lines

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it. I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to "tinker" around with. You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're the Bomb. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one? I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

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