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Lord save me from your followers... Guns don't kill people, postal workers do... Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit... I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen... Cats... the other white meat... The gene pool could use a little chlorine... Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT! Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine... It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to GET you! If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? Forget about World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!

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