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Horn broken - watch for finger. Keep honking ... I'm reloading. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools. Hang up and drive! Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. Warning ! Driver only carries $20.00 of ammunition. Sometimes I wake up grumpy ... other times I let her sleep. I want to die like my Grampa - in my sleep. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car... Montana - at least our cows are sane! Guns don't kill people ...... Postal Workers do! I didn't fight my way to the head of the food chain to be a vegetarian! Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot! and my personal favorite: yeah, some of these are repeats... SUE ME!!!

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