More How To Piss Off Other People III

Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-Cyrillic-landscape mode. Pay for your dinner in pennies. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes. Repeat everything someone says, as a question. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/OJ Simpson conspiracy theories. Light road flares on a birthday cake. Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley. Leave tips in Bolivian currency. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador".

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