More Of The Return Of The Blonde Jokes!

More Of The Return Of The Blonde Jokes! Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine? A: She peed on her corn flakes. Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and used the other side. Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave to her. Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead. Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: She kept throwing out all the "W"s. Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock. Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank? A: She tied up the safe and blew the guard.

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