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Q: Whats the difference between men and jelly beans? A: Jelly beans come in different colors. Q. What's the similarity between a camera and a condom? A. They're both used to catch those special moments! I am reading a very interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. I used to have a handle on life, then it broke. When I gave blood, they asked me if I had paid anyone for sex in the last six months. I said, "No, but do you think that would work with my husband?" I just received Alabama's new state quarter. It is two dimes and a nickel taped together. A simple driving lesson for those left lane drivers: Look to the right; if cars are passing you, pull over one lane. Repeat as often as needed. Through rain, sleet, snow, and hail I always get my mail. When there is a car parked in front of my mail box I am out of luck. Are golf balls as painful as athlete's foot?

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