More Redneck Computer Lingo

Modem - What you did to the hay fields. Dot Matrix - John Matrix's wife. Printer - Someone who can't write in cursive. Lap Top - Where little kids feel comfy. Keyboard - Where you hang your keys. Software - Them plastic eatin' utensils. 486 - One of them fancy imported cars. Mouse - What eats the horses' grain in the barn. Main Frame - The part of the barn that holds the roof up. Port - Fancy wine. Enter - C'mon in! Random Access Memory - When you suddenly can't remember how much that new rifle costs when your wife asks. Digital - Like those numbers that flip on your alarm clock. Apple - If you don't know what an apple is, I ain't tellin'. Program - What's on the TV when there's reception. CD ROM - The place in the bank where they sell retirement accounts.

Rating

G

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