Murphy The Spy

A spy is sent by the CIA to Ireland to track down Murphy, one of their best operatives. He is told that Murphy was last seen in a small village a few miles north of Dublin. The password he is given that Murphy will recognize is, "The sun shines brightly over the fields in the morning." So, he travels to Ireland and finds his way to the village. He sees that there is only one main road, with a few buildings on either side. Entering the only tavern in town, he sits at the bar and orders a pint. He tells the bartender that he is looking for an old friend of his named Murphy, but he's not sure where he lives. The bartender replies, "Well, there be several Murphys who live around town. There's Murphy the cobbler, whose shop is across the road, there's Murphy the farmer, who lives about a half-mile to the north, there's Murphy the tailor, who's in the shop above mine. In fact, my name's Murphy as well!" Seeing an opening, the spy replies, "Is that so?" then leans close over the bar and whispers, "The sun shines brightly over the fields in the morning." The bartender beams, "Oh, it's Murphy the spy you want, then! He lives about twp doors down to the the right..."

Rating

G

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