New Words for the Week

Tetracycline: The monthly replenishing of the tropical fish in your aquarium. Global Warming: Face down, sunbathing. Catastrophobia: The irrational fear that a black cat crossing your path will lead to bad luck. Mcmxlogist: An expert translator of Roman numerals. Chocological Counseling: A self-administered therapy with chocolate rather than psychological counseling for the need of more pleasurable experiences.

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