Nice tie!

A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer, suddenly he hears this tiny voice that says "Nice tie." He looks around and doesn't see anybody that could have said that, then he hears the voice again, "Nice hat, too." He looks around again and still doesn't see anybody. So he asks the bartender, "I keep hearing these tiny voices that are actually saying nice things but I don't see anyone." The bartender says, "Oh, that's the peanuts: They're complimentary."

Rating

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