Pregnant With Twins

A man was rushing his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital. He was so nervous and disoriented, he pulled up to the emergency room and rear-ended an ambulance! Though a very minor bump, he actually passed out from the stress. Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother (a relentless world-class practical joker) sitting at his bed side. He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and both you and your wife were unconscious so I named them for you." The husband's heart jumped up into to his throat, thinking, "Oh no, what has he done now?" He nervously asked his brother, "W-w-well, what did you name them?" The brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise." "Really?!? Oh! Well, that's a very pretty name!" the husband said, his relief showing as he sat up. "And what did you name my son?" "Denephew."

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