Priest and the kittens

A priest is walking through the park, and comes across a little boy with a box of kittens. He talks to the boy a few minutes, and then the boy surprises him by saying, "Oh, and by the way, Father, these kittens are Catholic!" The priest is very impressed to hear this. Two weeks later, he is walking through the same park with the bishop, and he sees the little boy is sitting in the same spot with the box of kittens. Wanting to impress the bishop, he tells him, "You have got to hear this, your Holiness." and takes him over to meet the young boy. "Little boy," begins the priest, "tell the good bishop here what religion your kittens are!" "Oh, well, they're Protestant, sir!" says the little boy. The priest is very embarrassed. "But, little boy," he stammers, "two weeks ago you told me these kittens were Catholic!" "Oh, yes sir!" replies the boy. "But now, their eyes are open!"

Rating

G

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