Redneck Computer Lingo

Log On - Makin' the wood stove hotter. Log Off - Don't add any more wood. Monitor - Keep an eye on the wood stove. Download - Gettin' the firewood off the pickup. Mega Hertz - When yer not careful downloadin' (watch th' toes!). Floppy Disk - Whatcha get from pilin' too much firewood. Disk Operating System - The equipment the Doc uses when you have a floppy disk. RAM - The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work. Hard Drive - Gettin' home in mud season. Prompt - What you wish the mail was in mud season. Windows - What to shut when it's 30 below. Screen - What you need for black fly season. Byte - What black flies do. Chip - What to munch on. Micro Chip - What's left in the bag when the chips are gone. Infrared - Where the leftovers go when Fred's around.

Rating

G

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