Remember When

REMEMBER WHEN? A COMPUTER WAS SOMETHING ON TV FROM A SCIENCE FICTION SHOW, A WINDOW WAS SOMETHING YOU HATED TO CLEAN, AND RAM WAS THE COUSIN OF A GOAT. MEG WAS THE NAME OF MY GIRLFRIEND AND GIG WAS WHEN A BAND PLAYED AT NIGHT. NOW THEY ALL MEAN DIFFERENT THINGS AND THAT REALLY MEGA BYTES. AN APPLICATION WAS FOR EMPLOYMENT, A PROGRAM WAS A TV SHOW, A CURSOR USED PROFANITY, A KEYBOARD WAS A PIANO. MEMORY WAS SOMETHING THAT YOU LOST WITH AGE, A CD WAS A BANK ACCOUNT, AND IF YOU HAD A 3 1/2" FLOPPY YOU HOPED NOBODY FOUND OUT. COMPRESS WAS SOMETHING YOU DID THE THE GARBAGE NOT SOMETHING YOU DID TO A FILE, AND IF YOU UNZIPPED ANYTHING IN PUBLIC YOU'D BE IN JAIL FOR A WHILE. LOG ON WAS ADDING WOOD TO THE FIRE, HARD DRIVE WAS A LONG TRIP ON THE ROAD, A MOUSE PAD WAS WHERE A MOUSE LIVED, AND A BACKUP HAPPENED TO YOUR COMMODE. CUT YOU DID WITH A POCKET KNIFE, PASTE YOU DID WITH GLUE, A WEB WAS A SPIDER'S HOME, AND A VIRUS WAS THE FLU. I GUESS I'LL STICK TO MY PAD AND PAPER AND THE MEMORY IN MY HEAD, I HEAR NOBODY'S BEEN KILLED IN A COMPUTER CRASH BUT WHEN IT HAPPENS THEY WISH THEY WERE DEAD!

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