Seven Things You Will NEVER Hear A Man Say

I'd like to take you out on a date but your tits are just too big for me. Here honey, you use the remote for awhile. While I'm up, can I get you anything? Sex isn't important, sometimes, I just want to be held. We never talk anymore. Hey, let me hold your purse while you try that on. I'm sick of blow-jobs. How about if I just try to satisfy you for an hour?

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