Silk Stocking for Lodge

Brother John and Brother Mike are getting dressed and ready for a Lodge meeting. When John takes his apron out of the case, Mike notices a pair of silk stockings unrolling and hanging out of the case. Mike asks, "I say, John, what's this with the ladies stuff ?" John gives a quick look and whispers, "You remember the installation meeting last year?" Mike acknowledges and John goes on, "Keep it a secret, but on the way home I stopped at the pub on where I met this lovely female. Apparently she lost her stockings in my car, and my wife found them. I told her I was passed to a higher degree, and ever since she takes 'em out of the case, washes them, and puts them back in with my gloves !"

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