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After seeing how Disney is doing financially, I was wondering if I could get the Southern Baptists to boycott my company. The difference between a neurotic and a psychotic is that, while a psychotic thinks that 2+2=5, a neurotic knows the answer is 4, but it worries him. It's not classy, it's cheap. When restaurants charge $1.50 and up for iced tea, I ask for water with a lemon so that I can make lemonade. Of course I tip my waiters, but they never seem to appreciate my advice. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. When I told my 5-year-old this morning that I loved him, he replied, "Now what did you do wrong, Momma?" Never kick a man unless he's down.

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