Some More Quick Ones II

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? If there wasn't the risk of having a baby, would sex be as much fun? The factory of the future will have two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog and the dog is there to keep the man from touching the computers. My wife wanted a change of scenery, so I showed her the kitchen. While I was out of town, burglars broke into my apartment, but they didn't take anything. It really hurt my feelings. It's better to say something good about a bad person than to say something bad about a good person.

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PG

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